Why the Seattle Mariners?

My name is Chris Jay Becker, born Christopher Jon Becker in Los Angeles, California in 1959 to two ex-heroin addicts/ex-cons, raised by a doting paternal grandmother and an ex-vaudeville stand-up comic grandfather in Varrio South Side Whittier. My grandparents were rabid New-Deal Democrats and Los Angeles Dodgers fans…. tk tk tk